English+Department

famous quotes for professional reflection...

"I don't teach English...hooo, hooo...I teach kids...hooo, hooo." --Darth Vader to Yoda

"The world is most certainly flat!" --some rich guy to Christopher Columbus

"You're gonna shoot your eye out, kid!" --some person to Ralphie

"I started in this career because of the summers off, but I stayed because of the respect from parents and the community." --Mr. Belding to Zack Morris

"I have a name, and it ain't Mister!" --me, seventeen times every day